Baby Boss Crinkle Book
Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.
Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?
The Baby Boss Issue’s contents include:
Restaurant Review/A Reporter at Small/Cartoon Caption Contest
This is the same interior content as the Balloon Train, Birdseye View, or Pink Cityscape Issues. For different interior content, choose from the Rocking Chair Reverie, Green Cityscape, Liberty Baby, or Artist Baby Issues.
*TV writers, probably
Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”
Materials:
Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric
Interior cover: Butter yellow 100% Kona cotton
100% polyester batting
Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free)