Birdseye View Crinkle Book
Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.
Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?
The Birdseye View Issue’s contents include:
Restaurant Review/A Reporter at Small/Cartoon Caption Contest
This is the same interior content as the Balloon Train, Baby Boss, or Pink Cityscape Issues. For different interior content, choose from the Rocking Chair Reverie, Green Cityscape, Liberty Baby, or Artist Baby Issues.
*TV writers, probably
Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”
Materials:
Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric
Interior cover: Salmon 100% Kona cotton
100% polyester batting
Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free)
Also available as a soft book (no crinkle).